REWARD FOR LOVE

 

 

 

 

   Large Reward for Love

 

     Consider this a conversation with a more evolved human.  When Mohawks don't experience vertigo, you don't consider them as delusional...they can prove it,  as will I. My people (who look like you and live among you) have experiences that you don't…it doesn't make us crazy; it means you're lacking, and that we are evolving.

     Imagine that you are on an evolutionary cliff (more accurate than your kind could know).  What is happening to you (and especially your doctors) is the effect of money (greed and amorality) on our biology.  This effect has been bigger on us than us turning wolves into Chihuahuas (although invisible to the eyes).  The price of this world has been male love…and is too high (but, leaves your kind living quiet lives of desperation; what I'm trying to avoid...besides beheadings, war, etc.).  God, I have so much to teach your kind.

     It would be easy to write me off as “crazy”, as many have.  Semmelweis died in an insane asylum (He was right and the other doctors were wrong).  Perhaps, knowing that he could prevent many deaths with his work and that the morons of the day weren't listening to him, was why he had a nervous breakdown.  Knowing that people will die if they don't listen is a heavy burden that few will know, but I can prove that I am not just howling at the Moon.  Anyone can go to a Catholic Priest (those that have known of our existence, but have covered it up as we are a threat to their power…wear a wire).  Pick up a phone, and ask them a simple question, “Have you ever heard of a man that could feel  the woman he loved through walls?”  Proof of concept; it's that easy, and can save lives.  To find one of my kind (hunter/gatherers with EM sensitivity that harkens back to our time as elasmobranchs…I found several, but their names remain mine for the time being), you can do interviews (young couples {22 yrs M, 19 yrs F} that have recently had a child).  My kind don't often speak to yours, so tread lightly.  Although, we do speak through art (most of my kind also speak to Priests to make sure that we are not “crazy”...and because they keep confessions). We could be outed without breaking vows (how I found out I'm not alone). Have you ever heard of the songs, Invisible Touch , Magnet and Steel or Radar Love ?  Have you ever seen a Romantic Comedy and wondered why it is always the man who sees the woman move in slow-motion?  This actually happened to me (and apparently others like me).  You have heard of others like me as we are fairly famous: Einstein, Christ and Buddha, to name a few.  Your kind pray to mine (I can show you why), but you don't need to do that with me.  Didn't anyone wonder why Einstein had a child before getting his PHD (his kind of subsidy will be necessary) ?  I am hoping that enough questions will get through to you (like digging in dried concrete with a plastic spork).  Most believed that the World was flat…most were wrong.   For these reasons, I have been asking anthropologists (people who study hunter/gatherer societies and have a higher percentage rate of finding one of my people) to find one of us in our natural habitat (Indian Reservations or tribes).  I am offering a reward to the First person that finds one of us (take video), $50 million US to the doctor, and finder (if different; THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME/ can't acknowledge me/ I prove them wrong), that tests his abilities (over 90%) and possesses the fluids of an LP of the young man “in love”.  The same amount will be given to the young couple (in property to protect their tribe if they prefer) with a bonus of a small percentage (5% of my end) for passing the tests (in my presence, with genetics) and being tested for the next four years (video everything).  My work can end kidnapping; you could be saving your own grandchild by helping me.   My people are rare and going extinct in your world, but we have so much to offer. Email me at eddied1980@aol.com.  Even if you can't prove that you're in love currently, please go to the nearest University and tell a doctor (Psych, Anthro, Physics) about your experience (The one guy I found, felt a tear dropping down his face and knew she was crying…Shared Emotional Response) and I will give you $5 Mil US (after one of my kind is found currently in love). Remember: this is to preserve our race, and this experience, for future generations. 

          Side note: we often join the military to provide for our family as we often lack the education for a less dangerous career (think of them as the reproductive class).  We often become pilots as we try to fulfill the dream of flying in adulthood that we experience during childhood.  It may be easier to find one of my kind in the minority populations as females in these groups may have lower expectations : “You have to have a J.O.B., if you want to be with me.”

    Ladies: you might want to look up the guy who fell “in love” with you, when you were just 18 years old.  Some of you may have thought that they were just obsessed with you, when they were actually “in love” with you (and had the most beautiful experience with you).  Some of you might have figured out that this society is at odds with our natural, biological, instincts to reproduce.  Perhaps, we should subsidize “true”, provable, love like we did for Einstein (he got his best ideas from being “in love”).  Perhaps, we shouldn't have given the advantage to males that DON'T fall “in love” (they have more time to get an education and make more money…making them more attractive).  Reproduction based on greed and amorality; brilliant.  The reason you should get a hold of him is that you could make a deal.  You can claim a part of the reward for finding a man that has the genes for “true” love.  The shift in education and reproduction has had an effect on human evolution…but that conversation is for another time.

      Requirement for active subjects (the $50 Mil): investment bankers.  All rewards are subject to genetic testing and successful funding.  Physical testing: the male must be able to FEEL (and point to) the presence of his female (EVEN THROUGH WALLS…active only).  Take the male and put him in the middle of a field (on a swivel chair if available; on a rubber mat).  Turn the field into a pizza-pie with 8 sections (150 feet in radius).  Bring the female (on an electric golf cart if available) down 1 randomly chosen section (some statistics books have random numbers generated at the back, in lines) at a time, toward the male.  He must guess the sector by pointing to her.  The male must have his eyes covered, earplugs in and nose covered/closed to keep those types of senses out of play.  The mat is to keep vibrations from the ground from interfering.  Only a male that can choose the correct section (90% of the time) of his female will qualify.  This may last for 4 years (time enough to reproduce).  This couple may have a child that should be in a papoose, on the female (if the child is male, distance from his mother could cause him great distress as they may be bonded…for survival).  He may be one of the last of my kind (indispensable to society), so be gentle. 

 

   The Adaptive Value of Love

 

Many doctors teach that there is no adaptive value to love (I'm guessing male love as they aren't usually specific), but this is to give you the value of male pair-bonding.  We will go by the two, generally accepted, “symptoms “ that many can agree on (and experienced by my kind).  1. Loss of Appetite:  this leads to an increase in food sharing (gestation can be a highly caloric endeavor).  2. Loss of Sleep: this makes for an increase in vigilance.  The female will find it nearly impossible to abscond, with his child, in the middle of the night.  This will be found to be due to an increase in testosterone (similar to steroid abuse).  This increase makes the male a stronger/faster hunter, and better provider.  Most doctors deny it's existence, as they , most likely, have not fallen for a woman (unlike Einstein…they like to think he was just smarter, but he was more experienced/more evolved than they are).

 

 Give all this information to AI (if you have access), as I am tired of the so-called “unbiased judgment” of the less evolved, but more educated, “doctors “ (I only got through once).   Doesn't doctor mean learned one ?  I can explain why reproduction moved from 19 years old (for females) to 27 years old; can you ?  Ask AI what repercussions money might have on human evolution ?  Think of what life would look like as the modern day Semmelweis…it’s worse.

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